Dienstag, Februar 26, 2002
3 Zitate von Jay Leno
"Olympic figure skating is intense. You really get into it. You're rooting for them because you are so afraid they're going to fall on their face. It's kind of like watching President Bush give a big speech."
"It turns out Enron workers were not only shredding documents at work, they were having sex at work. Having sex and shredding documents. Those are two things you don't want to get mixed up."
"John Ashcroft wants a statue in the Justice Department covered up because it shows a naked breast. He doesn't like nudity, he doesn't approve of smoking, he doesn't approve of dancing. Well, thank God we put him in charge of finding those religious fanatics." von Jens Scholz direct link
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