Montag, März 01, 2004

Mein persönlicher "Evil Plan"

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your opening of the seven seals, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

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